Simone Biles is already gold and Team USA Gymnastics is, too. Biles, who has spent her life defying gravity, will do so again on Thursday when she competes for the women's individual all-around medals in beam, floor exercise, vault and uneven bars.
For a preview of upcoming attractions, please watch how this 4 foot 9 inch, 104-lb ninja master has dominated her competition so far.
Hi, my name is Simone.
I do gymnastics for Team USA.
You know that gravity thing?
It does not apply to me.
But I'm actually not sorry.
And you should not be either. Because watch this:
Want to see that in slow-motion? Yes you do.
Want to see a mind-blowing vault? Watch this:
Here this is in slow-motion:
From another angle? Sure.
Hi. I'm 4'9''.
Meaning I can do this:
I love my mom and dad.
Look at these nails.
I make stone-face judges smile:
Look closely, you can see it.
When Google decided which photo to use of me as my search result, they chose one of me being a Gymnastics Wizard:
So, watch out today.
Because I'm going to slay.
Earlier this week, Independent Journal Review shared an in-depth look at Olympic champ Simone Biles and her upbringing.