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Regardless of what you think about Ann Coulter (she's awesome), there are levels of hell one simply does not subject a fellow human to. Even if she's conservative.

Namely, friends don't let friends fly Delta.

Forget American Scarelines. Delta, through double charges, “indifferent and unhelpful” agents, and general chicanery, has earned the industry reputation of being the slumlords of the airline world.

Based on the 1900 (and counting) customer complaints, Delta appears to treat routine flights like hostage situations — except the flight attendants aren't going to do anything merciful like shoot you before the dreadful in-flight movie, they'll just cram you into a space about the size of a cardboard box for five hours.

Delta, by reputation, might as well be the airline equivalent of a malevolent wizard waving his magic staff and making an especially bad city block go airborne.

You watch your ass, you know what I'm sayin'?

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Ann Coulter has now found out the hard way that “one simply does not book an extra room seat on Delta.”

Allow her to explain — with pictures!

There was the always reassuring “I don't know” why I am going to make your flight hell, but I'm just following orders routine. Der Furher would be proud.

Then there were these looks.

This one is the best.

Screenshot: Twitter/@AnnCoulter

It screams, 'yes I know you're a famous conservative author, now sit down, shut up and learn your new place in the Delta caste system.'

Then there was “the runaround,” a familiar ritual for all Delta passengers.

Then there's the wifi. Oh god, the wifi.

JetBlue get some kudos. Of course, it's not Delta or AA.

She wasn't gonna let it go.

Ever.

Remember, Ann's got pics and can prove it.

Of course, there was the usual gaggle of hypocritical snowflakes who would argue with Coulter even if she railed against Coldplay.

The truth comes out.

As always, then came the voice of reason.

It's time that the American people put their political differences aside and unite on at least one opinion. As Ann Coulter famously put it: “Delta sucks.”

Update: A captain for Delta Airlines responded with information that J.D. Power's North American Airlines Study in 2017 shows that Delta Airlines has improved in recent years, leaping to the second-best major U.S. airline behind Alaska Airlines.

Updated 6:30 p.m. 7/16/2017

Please note: This is a commentary piece. The views and opinions expressed within it are those of the author only and do not necessarily reflect the editorial opinion of IJR.

View Comments(24 comments)
Robert(15 likes)They gave your seat away because that group of LATINOS wanted to sit together because that stupid girl never had done her seat assignment when those other two guys had booked those extra legroom seats!  So they waited until they had gotten to the air port and probably made a little stink that they needed to sit together.  So im betting that the gate agent was probably LATINO and decided that it was just easier to move one WHITE Girl Sounding Name, and move her so her fellow LATINO could sit next to her compadres! So so much for the fact that you had taken the extra time to pick your specific seat.  Some complaining ass that wants to sit with their friends and talk loud the whole freaking flight will still get it!  So keep your comments about being a racist, I'm Mexican, Bitches! 
Denise Compton(11 likes)ANN Coulter Has said much in the past that I really disagree with but no this.  The last time I flew with Delta was from Michigan to Las Vegas.  Seating was so tight.  That evening at our hotel my husband thought he would have to call an ambulance.  I had pain in my shins simular to cramping.  It was dibilating.  When I got home and saw my Dr. and after testing I was told it was from four hours on a cramped plane with little leg room.  And yes I did get up often and walk.  Don't put her down because she has the where with all to purchase a better seat.  That's her right and kudos to Ann Coulter for speaking up. 
Jean(10 likes)Ill never fly delta again.   I hope they go out of business