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Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee has just a few interests in life: his children and grandchildren, playing the bass, and writing the absolutely worst jokes ever heard since humans first invented the concept of irony.

Huck tried his hand at comedy writing again on Tuesday in defense of Ted Cruz's apparent porn habit with a joke so bad that Cruz should immediately call him and tell him to stop trying to help:

This is just the latest in a long line of atrocious Huckabee jokes so terrible that Patton Oswalt, an actual standup comedian, once made reading them the basis of a bit on “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

How bad are Huckabee's jokes? Below is a small sample of his recent efforts. You may wish to make sure there are no small children nearby, lest they become humor-impaired for life:

This one proves he not only can't write jokes, he also does not understand how acronyms work:

And I regret to inform you, it runs in the family, as witnessed by this tweet from Huckabee's wife, Janet:

Lord help us all. He could have at least asked Whoopi Goldberg for some tips when he and daughter Sarah stopped by “The View” last week. We might now be seeing at least marginal improvement.

As a palate cleanser, enjoy Patton Oswalt reading Huck's “jokes” in the video below.

Please note: This is a commentary piece. The views and opinions expressed within it are those of the author only and do not necessarily reflect the editorial opinion of IJR.

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