Occasionally a story requires a careful touch. This is one of those stories.
An exchange student entered the Chacán-Pi (Making Love) scupture outside Tübingen University in Germany and then after he couldn't get out, he had to be
midwifed removed by emergency personnel.
Apparently, he mounted the vagina sculpture on a dare. But then it wouldn't let him go.
The sculpture, created by Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara, has been on campus for thirteen years, and this is the first time on record a rescue operation was needed to remove someone from it.
There's really very little more to say, other than the fact that sometimes, the jokes just write themselves...