Below are some of the more questionable, comical or just plain dumb laws that exist in each of the fifty states.
You can't wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
If you see a sleeping bear, it's illegal to wake it up for a photo op.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
You're not allowed to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly.
Not to be confused with “KANzis”.
It's unlawful to allow a dog to pursue a bear or a bobcat at any time.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
A pickle is not a pickle until it bounces.
You are forbidden to sell the hair of a dog.
They accidentally banned every computer in the state by poorly wording a law which outlawed Internet Cafés.
You can't keep an ice cream cone in your back pocket on Sundays.
You cannot use imitation milk in a milkshake without warning the drinker.
Giving your sweetheart a box of chocolates weighing more that 50 pounds is illegal.
You can drink under 21, if you're enrolled in a culinary program.
The value of Pi is 3.
Maybe Hoosiers should stick to basketball.
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
You CAN pass, just wait a moment.
A person can't dye ducklings, baby chicks, or bunnies.
It's a $500 fine for sending a pizza man to a friend's house without them knowing.
Pizza is not a joke.
It is illegal for Christmas decorations to still be up after January 14th.
A vending machine may NOT dispense a non-latex condom.
You cannot own an explosive golf ball.
But they only explode if you hit them.
A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO JAIL?
Using goldfish as bait is against the law.
High school teachers may not have sex with their students.
One cannot drive with an uncaged bear.
Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party... and you can shoot them.
Whale fishing is illegal.
A man can't buy drinks for more than three people at a time.
It's illegal to show a movie before 2 pm.
If you've been arrested for drunk driving, you lose the privilege of personalized plates.
Idiots may not vote. Nor can insane people.
You can't sell the fur of a cat.
Beer and pretzels cannot be served at the same time.
Bingo games can't last more than five hours.
It's illegal to get a fish drunk.
Wrestling a bear is unlawful.
Hunting in cemeteries is prohibited.
It's a crime to tell a fortune teller where to dig for buried treasure.
Any marriage in which either party is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.
You have to be at least 18 to play a pinball machine.
You can't sleep in a cheese factory.
You can't share your Netflix password.
Stop hogging your friend's account.
It's illegal to point a laser beam at a plane.
It's illegal to cause a catastrophe.
You're not allowed to intentionally kill a bird with a plane.
It is illegal to tickle women.
All lollipops are banned.
Roadkill may be taken home for dinner.
You can't serve butter substitutes in prison.
It's illegal to remove more than half a sheep's ear.
Note: Most of these laws are either ignored by their respective states, or common sense. While all of them should be regarded as ridiculous, they are all still technically on the books.