Making Machine-Gun Bacon With Ted Cruz

| AUG 3, 2015 | 1:50 PM

Sometimes in America, you need to find creative ways to cook bacon. Here is one way, demonstrated by Texas Senator and 2016 Presidential candidate Ted Cruz, that is sure to cook extra freedom onto that pork.

4 magazines of 5.56 ammo later, this was the result:

And here was the target:


Meh, not bad.