"Where is Will Smith when you really need him?"

"Your country needs you."

She is concerned the U.S. will "look a lot more like Russia or Hungary or even Afghanistan than any one...

"Good lord this is sad..."

"That's what you're saying."

"Very hatable."

"Does the White House support that kind of classroom instruction before kindergarten?"

"Swear to God. True story".

"I thought I was going to get to drive one of these suckers today."

"You bought the gas guzzling truck."

"Unfortunately, the housing market right now has driven the prices up substantially."

"We all know what it is."

"I will try to put this in context for our white fellow countrymen as best I can.”

"Why is confirmation of a story that first surfaced in the fall of 2020 emerging only now?"

"More Dem senators will lose their elections."

"The average person in the U.S. spends far less than that every month on electricity."

"I want to thank you all for showing up today."

"It does raise the question, should we be talking about invoking the 25th amendment?”

"Whatever happened to Joy Reid's gay-bashing scandal?"

"Yeah, this will really resonate with Texans."