Bill Clinton gave an unintentionally awkward introduction for his wife Hillary at the DNC on Tuesday night.
It all started with how he began…
— GIPHY (@GIPHY) July 27, 2016
This triggered the alarms.
PERV SIREN PERV SIREN PERV SIREN PERV SIREN PERV SIREN PERV SIREN PERV
— Biff Diddle (@BiffDiddle) July 27, 2016
It got uncomfortable.
Oh, God, this is like Grandpa talking about how he finally got Grandma to go all the way.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) July 27, 2016
It started raising questions.
Just one girl?
— Greg Mueller (@gregmcrc) July 27, 2016
So many questions.
What if at the end of this story the girl isn't Hillary?
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) July 27, 2016
Ann Coulter even got in a mega hot take.
Uh oh! Bill Clinton speaking at Convention. Hope the DNC put rape kits under the convention seats.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) July 27, 2016
Many were on the edge of their seats.
I hope he tells us the first time he meets every woman!
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) July 27, 2016
A few started parsing their words.
Man, Bill is really blowing it right now. Sorry, poor choice of words.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) July 27, 2016
Others… not so much.
Then he got a blow job by a chubby intern
And lied. Yall deserve each other. https://t.co/ssVHWmlQ2W
— LaurieAnn ? (@mooshakins) July 27, 2016
People started feeling sorry for Bill.
Leave bill clinton alone he's spread so much love to so many
— Matt Schlapp (@mschlapp) July 27, 2016
But by the end of it, people just got plain impatient.
C’mon Bill, get to the part about chasing tail pic.twitter.com/XxKa4GJNh4
— Busted Coverage (@bustedcoverage) July 27, 2016
Good ole’ Bill. Still knows how to tell a story.