Here is what life will be like for Hillary staffers lucky enough to work out of this Clinton Mecca:
They will work right here in this fancy building:
Walking into Hillary-Land will look like this:
Here is a professional rendering of what the entrance to Hillary’s offices will look like, based on photos from the building website:
Lovely views for having coffee.
And plenty of computing space for hipster staffers:
However, those hipster staffers better live somewhere else. Brooklyn Heights ain’t cheap, according to Trulia listings:
But Clinton staffers are working close to a street with a familiar name:
Clinton campaign HQ is located on….Clinton St. pic.twitter.com/ZmzZTupal4
— Alex Seitz-Wald (@aseitzwald) April 3, 2015
Clinton staffers will have to endure an exhausting 4-minute walk to Chipotle:The walking route from Hillary’s new campaign office to the neighborhood Chipotle. (Via Google Maps)
But Starbucks is a 5-minute walk.The horror!
Don’t forget to make the journey to St. Ann’s, home of the voice of a generation, Lena Dunham:Walking trip from Hillary Clinton’s campaign headquarters to St. Ann’s School (Google Maps)
The office is walking distance from 9 parks.Walk it out.
And right across the street from the Social Security Office!Convenient!
Current tenants include Wall Street investment bankers Morgan Stanley:
Attorney General nominee Loretta Lynch has her offices there, as well.
Bruce Ratner, the executive chairman of the company that owns the building, is a major Democratic donor:
He also owns the Brooklyn Nets.