Adam Sandler Announces New Comedy Tour
“We gonna have fun!!”
“And I think in Los Angeles it’s just sort of accepted [if you’re an actor].”
“From my perspective, she was the mastermind behind the murder of her mother.”
“We were fine for a while.”
“I’d lay down my life for her today.”
“They’re better than me because you want your children to be.”
“We are devastated to announce to loss of Sir Michael Gambon.”
“Existing law requires every restroom of every public and private school maintaining any combination of classes from kindergarten to grade 12, inclusive.”
“What a love story. In life, in death, in life eternal. Together.”
“I feel I’m much wiser. I’m much smarter.”
“[He] just wants to set himself apart and make history as one of the greatest performers to hit the world stage.”
“I noticed that in his social media posts, he was upset with the government.”
“My journey isn’t about one individual’s quest to turn a dream into reality.”
“He was very manipulative.”
“I believe we are at a crossroads spiritually.”
“It is impossible to believe that you are really gone.”
“Stolen golf cart. dude is going 18mph and they’re following him with a helicopter!?”