“He who is without sin, cast the first stone.”
The GOP candidate for President this cycle has become entangled in some rather alarming controversies. From blaming 9-11 on George W. Bush to attacking Gold Star parents to constant allegations of groping and mistreating women to sexualizing 10-year-olds.
The list goes on and on.
However, it will be sobering for the GOP base to remember that just last cycle, their champion Mitt Romney was also embroiled in some pretty horrific controversies.
1. Owning a Car Elevator.
From the Politico article “Romney’s 4-car fantasy home“:
But it may not help Romney — whose wealth has caused him trouble connecting with average folks — to be seen building a split-level, four-vehicle garage that comes with a “car lift” to transport automobiles between floors, according to 2008 schematic plans for the renovation obtained by POLITICO that are on file with the city of San Diego.
2. Romney put the family dog on the roof of their car once, 25 years before running for President.
From the Washington Post article, “Mitt Romney’s dog-on-the-car-roof story still proves to be his critics’ best friend”:
It happened more than a quarter century ago, at the start of a Romney family summer vacation. But the tale of Seamus, the Irish setter who got sick while riding 12 hours on the roof of Mitt Romney’s faux-wood-paneled station wagon, is ballooning into a narrative of epic proportions.
It has come to characterize the candidate — and not in the favorable way Tagg Romney hoped for when he first talked in 2007 about his family’s annual road trips.
Late-night host David Letterman has been giving the dog near-nightly shout-outs. There are parody Web videos, “Dogs Aren’t Luggage” T-shirts and Facebook groups. (“Dogs Against Romney,” which protested outside last month’s Westminster dog show, has more than 38,000 Facebook fans.) The New Yorker featured a cartoon, with Rick Santorum riding in Romney’s rooftop dog carrier, on its cover last week. In the five years since the story was revealed, New York Times columnist Gail Collins has mentioned Seamus in at least 50 columns.
3. Romney’s wife had a horse in the Olympics.
Ann used riding horses to ease her suffering from the symptoms of Multiple Sclerosis.
From the CNN article, “Observers: Romney Olympic horse could be political liability”:
Ann Romney began riding horses when she was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis in 1998 and has said the sport has helped lessen the symptoms of the inflammatory disease.
Still, the Romneys’ participation in the pricey prancing pony sport is causing conservatives consternation and liberals laughing fits. Both say the fussy filly is yet more proof that Romney, whose net worth is nearly $250 million, is out of touch with average voters.
4. Having momentary difficulty using a scanner while volunteering at a food bank.
From the article “A Scanner Moment Just Waiting To Happen: Romney in Retail Land”:
This photo of Romney in Retail Land wouldn’t be all that noteworthy except that Mitt has shown little interest in playing down his wealth. Now, I’m not saying I’d know where the barcode is either. (This shot is from a food bank in Colorado.) But then, I’m also not running for President of the United States. With his susceptibility to seeming out of touch, the picture draws Mitt dangerously close to George H. W. Bush territory.
5. Owning a binder full of women.
From the Daily Beast article, “Mitt Romney’s ‘Binders Full of Women’ Comment Sets Internet Ablaze”:
For me, the comment brought to mind Al Gore’s infamous “lockbox” comment from the debates, for which he was excoriated in numerous Saturday Night Live parody sketches, as well as the “Joy Book” from the HBO series Big Love—an actual book featured on the FLDS-focused show where pictures of frighteningly young girls who are considered marriageable are displayed. A truly awful (and admittedly tasteless) coincidence.
It’s even worse for Romney, however, when you consider that his “binders full of women” comment, arguably the debate’s most memorable line, reportedly is a lie.
6. Privatizing Big Bird.
According to the Washington Post article, “Big Bird in the Presidential Debate: Mitt Romney advocates cutting funding for Sesame Street, PBS”:
He said to moderator Jim Lehrer, who works for PBS: “I’m sorry, Jim. I’m going to the stop the subsidy to PBS. I’m going to stop other things. I like PBS. I love Big Bird. I actually like you, too. But I’m not going to keep on spending money on things to borrow money from China to pay for it.”
As Republican Mitt Romney pledged to cut funding to PBS — adding, “I like PBS, I love Big Bird” — commenters on Twitter leaped to the defense of their favorite “Sesame Street” characters. Big Bird was a major Twitter trend throughout the night, while Oscar the Grouch and Bert and Ernie also featured. Twitter said that shortly after Romney’s remarks, users were posting 17,000 tweets per minute mentioning Big Bird. A spoof Twitter account, @firedbigbird, quickly won thousands of followers, while others shared a jokey, doctored photo showing the character posing with a cardboard sign pleading for work.
7. Stating (correctly) that Russia is our enemy.
From the Federalist article, “5 Times Liberals Mocked Mitt Romney For Warning About Russia”:
In 2012, Democrats laughed at Mitt Romney’s assertion that Russia was America’s “number one geopolitical foe.” Four years later, members of the same party will probably want to eat their words in light of Russia’s apparent role in the Democratic National Committee hack — which resulted in more than 20,000 stolen emails getting published by Wikileaks, a “transparent Russian FSB operation.”
Officials with knowledge of the ongoing FBI investigation into the hack told CNN the breach is just one incident of many from Russia — which prominent Democrats laughingly dismissed as totally not our foe not so long ago.
8. Stating (correctly) that 47% of population does not pay taxes.
From the Politifact article, “Mitt Romney says 47 percent of Americans pay no income tax”:
As for his claim that 47 percent of Americans pay no income tax at all: Guess what? He’s right.
9. Wearing Mormon “magical” underwear
From the BuzzFeed article, “A Brief Guide To ‘Mormon Underwear'”:
From the start of Romney’s career as a public figure—and, in many ways, well before then—the special undergarment worn by many observant Mormon men and women has been a point of political curiosity, debate, and derision. While provocateurs and bloggers make jokes about “magic Mormon undies,” anti-Mormons try to cast the garment as something more sinister—a bizarre symbol of its wearers’ fealty to a scary, secretive cult.
10. Being a “bully” in school.
From the Washington Post article, “Mitt Romney’s prep school classmates recall pranks, but also troubling incidents”:
“He can’t look like that. That’s wrong. Just look at him!” an incensed Romney told Matthew Friedemann, his close friend in the Stevens Hall dorm, according to Friedemann’s recollection. Mitt, the teenage son of Michigan Gov. George Romney, kept complaining about Lauber’s look, Friedemann recalled.
A few days later, Friedemann entered Stevens Hall off the school’s collegiate quad to find Romney marching out of his own room ahead of a prep school posse shouting about their plan to cut Lauber’s hair. Friedemann followed them to a nearby room where they came upon Lauber, tackled him and pinned him to the ground. As Lauber, his eyes filling with tears, screamed for help, Romney repeatedly clipped his hair with a pair of scissors.
11. Making this face once:
12. Being 67 but having the body of a 27-year-old
Take that, you RINO Cucks.