2024 Election

"I wish I did, in a way."

"We did respond to a suspicious occurrence in the vicinity of the Nassau Coliseum…”

"In one way I sort of wish the call wasn’t made because I do feel a little — He’s so nice."

“I think it’s also starting new conversations around the campaign.”

"I think part of the job description of being president is answering questions, not because reporters have a right to ask them, but because Americans have a right to hear ...

“… it shouldn’t be lost in the shuffle that Trump took at least five toxic positions on the debate stage.”

"My guess would be Haiti."

"Polls clearly show that I won the Debate against Comrade Kamala Harris …”

"There’s no putting lipstick on this pig. Mr. Trump was crushed by a woman he previously dismissed as 'dumb as a rock.'”

"And this is not the worst debate performance I’ve seen in my career, but it’s very close to it."

“I believe we missed a lot of opportunities last night.”

"He briefly wore it."

"Why would I do a Rematch?"

“The End.”

"She's a very liberal person. She seems to always endorse a Democrat."

The two faced off on the debate less than a day before the ceremony.

“They’re eating the dogs!”

"I think she is a steady-handed, gifted leader and I believe we can accomplish so much more in this country if we are led by calm and not chaos."

"…The day before 9/11."

"His lies never stop."