"I don't know what he said at the end of that sentence. I don’t think he knows what he said...

"I'm the only president this century -- this decade that doesn't have troops dying anywhere in the world."

"It’s incredibly disturbing that a young girl was abducted and raped by an illegal immigrant a month ago and the...

"I’m sorry, mifepristone has been proven to be safe. It’s been that way for years. But thank you for coming...

"Do you think the guy who was defeated by the stairs, got taken down by his bike, lost a fight...

"Is she getting her marching orders from the Democrat Party? Is this what you decided to come up with today?”

"Oops."

"They're gonna have him juiced up and jacked up on some sort of cocktail so that he can be lucid."

"The presidential election isn't a toss-up."

"It doesn't matter if he drinks a whole gallon of energy drinks."

The court ruled the parties behind the lawsuit did not have standing to bring the case.

"If that’s the field, Mr. Burgum is the best man."

"It’s because of my unwavering support for democracy that today, as a proud conservative, I’m endorsing Joe Biden for re-election."

"But they do ask questions... will he be on some sort of energy drinks or something."

"I mean, I don’t even really know what to say about that."

"Did you say his name?"

"Is this a rare Cuomo W?"

"It’s nearly impossible to identify what his arguments even are. He starts with nonsense and then digresses into blather."

"What happened to the chief justice? Did he go weak or did he go rogue?"

"I WOULD, ALSO, IMMEDIATELY AGREE TO ONE!!!"