“If I got Moscow and Leningrad free, as part of the deal with Russia, the Fake News would say that...

National Guard troops started their crackdown on crime in Washington, D.C., Tuesday, which ended in 23 arrests. President Donald Trump...

There were 1.7 million viewers watching, which made the show the highest-rated "Tonight Show" of 2025.

"I feel like it’s even worse than he would like it to be.”

"That was the only reference, really.”

"Violent crime in DC is at a 30-year low."

"What a moron. Dean Cain, your pronouns are has/been."

“Most of Donald Trump’s tariffs are clearly illegal.”

“Americans, I think, are sick of continuing to send their money, their tax dollars of this particular conflict …”

“Who, if not President Trump, deserves the Nobel Peace Prize?”

“… there will be no safe harbor for violent criminals in D.C."

“I had to stand up with them and for them because I think it takes people standing up to change...

"You're like on top of me. And so we're wrestling. We're wrestling.“

“I’m tired of having these kids commit crimes — and they are crews, not gangs, in D.C.”

“Well, I’ve finally made it.”

"My decision was centered around my daily struggle to love my neighbor, as a Republican."

“People who are in our Country illegally WILL NOT BE COUNTED IN THE CENSUS.“

"We are keeping the victims, their families, and all those who answer the call to serve in our hearts and...

Miceli "admitted to publicly falsifying the results of the grand prize winner for the raffle.”

"I've heard a lot of politicians say a lot of things about other politicians.”