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Abraham Isaacsen Verplanck is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Abraham Isaacsen Verplanck. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Abraham Isaacsen Verplanck — early settler to New Netherland, and progenitor of the Verplanck line in North America. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Abraham keeps office hours whenever you do.