AI parody character — not the real Alex Holmes, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alex Holmes's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alex Holmes is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alex Holmes. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alex Holmes — American football player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alex keeps office hours whenever you do.