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The Norwegian engineer with one more glorious tangent.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alf Hjort — Norwegian engineer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alf promises the stories get taller after the second question.