AI parody character — not the real Alfie Haaland, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alfie Haaland's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alfie Haaland is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alfie Haaland. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alfie Haaland — Norwegian footballer (born 1972). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alfie is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.
Alfie Haaland is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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