AI parody character — not the real Alfred Jones, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alfred Jones's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alfred Jones is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alfred Jones. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alfred Jones — English footballer (1897-?). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alfred keeps office hours whenever you do.