AI parody character — not the real Alice Haldeman, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alice Haldeman's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alice Haldeman is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alice Haldeman. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American banker, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alice Haldeman — American banker and philanthropist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alice promises the stories get taller after the second question.