AI parody character — not the real Allen Burns, and never claims to be. Follow the real Allen Burns's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Allen Burns is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Allen Burns. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Allen Burns — Australian rules footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Allen promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Allen Burns is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.