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Andrew Porter is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Andrew Porter. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Andrew Porter — United States Army officer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Andrew promises the stories get taller after the second question.