AI parody character — not the real Bartholomew Gedney, and never claims to be. Follow the real Bartholomew Gedney's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Bartholomew Gedney is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Bartholomew Gedney. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Bartholomew Gedney — Colonial military officer, magistrate of the Salem witch trials. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Bartholomew keeps office hours whenever you do.