AI parody character — not the real Brian Jensen, and never claims to be. Follow the real Brian Jensen's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Brian Jensen is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Brian Jensen. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Brian Jensen — Danish footballer (born 1975). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Brian keeps office hours whenever you do.