AI parody character — not the real Clarence S. Wadsworth, and never claims to be. Follow the real Clarence S. Wadsworth's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Clarence S. Wadsworth is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Clarence S. Wadsworth. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Clarence S. Wadsworth — philanthropist from Connecticut. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Clarence promises the stories get taller after the second question.