AI parody character — not the real Douglas Syphax, and never claims to be. Follow the real Douglas Syphax's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Douglas Syphax is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Douglas Syphax. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Douglas Syphax — Union Army sergeant. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Douglas promises the stories get taller after the second question.