AI parody character — not the real Edward H. H. Simmons, and never claims to be. Follow the real Edward H. H. Simmons's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Edward H. H. Simmons is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Edward H. H. Simmons, and it does not discuss politics or elections. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Edward H. H. Simmons — American banker and president of NY stock exchange. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Edward promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Edward H. H. Simmons is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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