AI parody character — not the real Elizur Holyoke, and never claims to be. Follow the real Elizur Holyoke's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Elizur Holyoke is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Elizur Holyoke. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The English colonist, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Elizur Holyoke — English colonist, namesake of Mount Hoylake. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Elizur promises the stories get taller after the second question.