AI parody character — not the real Eugène Pastré, and never claims to be. Follow the real Eugène Pastré's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Eugène Pastré is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Eugène Pastré. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Eugène Pastré — French businessman and merchant. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Eugène keeps office hours whenever you do.