AI parody character — not the real Evan Beerntsen, and never claims to be. Follow the real Evan Beerntsen's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Evan Beerntsen is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Evan Beerntsen. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Evan Beerntsen — American football player (born 2000). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Evan is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.
Evan Beerntsen is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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