AI parody character — not the real John Cave, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Cave's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Cave is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Cave. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Trash talk, trophy stories, dad jokes — court is in session.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Cave — English international rugby union player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask John about the one that got away; bring snacks.