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John Heaton-Armstrong is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Heaton-Armstrong. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Heaton-Armstrong — British officer of arms. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.