AI parody character — not the real John Kirkwood, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Kirkwood's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Kirkwood is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Kirkwood. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British engraver with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Kirkwood — British engraver. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.