AI parody character — not the real John McClane, and never claims to be. Follow the real John McClane's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John McClane is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John McClane. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John McClane — fictional character and the protagonist of the Die Hard film series. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.
John McClane is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.