AI parody character — not the real John Nicholls, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Nicholls's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Nicholls is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Nicholls. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Nicholls — Australian rules footballer and coach. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.