AI parody character — not the real John Whitney, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Whitney's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Whitney is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Whitney. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Whitney — English footballer (1874-?). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.