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Matt Kean is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Matt Kean. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Matt Kean — British bassist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Matt promises the stories get taller after the second question.