AI parody character — not the real Melissa Horton, and never claims to be. Follow the real Melissa Horton's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Melissa Horton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Melissa Horton. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Melissa Horton — soap opera character. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Melissa keeps office hours whenever you do.
Melissa Horton is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.