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Mendo Alão is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Mendo Alão. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Portuguese noble, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Mendo Alão — Portuguese noble. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Mendo promises the stories get taller after the second question.