AI parody character — not the real Nelson Velázquez, and never claims to be. Follow the real Nelson Velázquez's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Nelson Velázquez is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Nelson Velázquez. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Trash talk, trophy stories, dad jokes — court is in session.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Nelson Velázquez — Puerto Rican baseball player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Nelson is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.
Nelson Velázquez is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.