AI parody character — not the real Nicolas Martiau, and never claims to be. Follow the real Nicolas Martiau's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Nicolas Martiau is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Nicolas Martiau. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Nicolas Martiau — French ancestor of George Washington. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Nicolas keeps office hours whenever you do.