AI parody character — not the real Patrick Kelly, and never claims to be. Follow the real Patrick Kelly's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Patrick Kelly is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Patrick Kelly. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Ask the British metrologist everything the interviews skip.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Patrick Kelly — British metrologist, born 1756. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Patrick promises the stories get taller after the second question.