AI parody character — not the real Peter Haynes, and never claims to be. Follow the real Peter Haynes's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Peter Haynes is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Peter Haynes. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British priest, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Peter Haynes — British priest. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Peter promises the stories get taller after the second question.