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Pieter Dircksz. Hasselaer

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Pieter Dircksz. Hasselaer — Brewer and East India Company founding member. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Pieter keeps office hours whenever you do.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Pieter Dircksz. Hasselaer is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Pieter Dircksz. Hasselaer is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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