AI parody character — not the real Rick Cronk, and never claims to be. Follow the real Rick Cronk's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Rick Cronk is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Rick Cronk. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American businessman, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Rick Cronk — American businessman and scouting leader. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Rick promises the stories get taller after the second question.