AI parody character — not the real Robert Dalzell, 5th Earl of Carnwath, and never claims to be. Follow the real Robert Dalzell, 5th Earl of Carnwath's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Robert Dalzell, 5th Earl of Carnwath is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Robert Dalzell, 5th Earl of Carnwath. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Scottish nobleman, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Robert Dalzell, 5th Earl of Carnwath — Scottish nobleman and Jacobite supporter. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Robert promises the stories get taller after the second question.