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Robert Pollard is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Robert Pollard. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American singer, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Robert Pollard — American singer and songwriter. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Robert promises the stories get taller after the second question.