AI parody character — not the real Samuel Bard, and never claims to be. Follow the real Samuel Bard's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Samuel Bard is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Samuel Bard. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American physician, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Samuel Bard — American physician. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Samuel promises the stories get taller after the second question.