AI parody character — not the real Samuel Eells, and never claims to be. Follow the real Samuel Eells's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Samuel Eells is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Samuel Eells. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American activist, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Samuel Eells — American activist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Samuel is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.