AI parody character — not the real Saturnino García, and never claims to be. Follow the real Saturnino García's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Saturnino García is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Saturnino García. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Spanish actor, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Saturnino García — Spanish actor and writer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Saturnino promises the stories get taller after the second question.